The 170th Hash was on Sunday August 6th.

Cirque de Dump

It was reported that there was a sign offering free erections at near the on-on. Some of the senior members obviously having problems in that area made a dash for it only to find it only referred to sheds.
There was this hideous pile of dog poo in the car park and Lord of the Farts thought it would make a good photo if he squatted over it. Unaccustomed to such gymnastics he fell over backwards. It was at this point our new visitor, Kate arrived. Luckily she decided to stay and run with us anyway.

GG had sacrificed himself nobly by hacking back the worst of the brambles and all went smoothly until the beer stop. Cliffbanger missed the sign for it and ran on for a mile or so and had to wait for 20 mins wondering where everyone was. As punishment for this transgression he was forced to walk the plank in order to get his beer. The stunt looked easy enough at the start where the plank (in fact the railing to a defunct bridge) seemed stable. It was only at the halfway point that Cliffbanger noticed that the other half of the bride was far from stable. A quick shuffle and a hopeful leap saved his bacon.

At the down-downs Cliffbanger was rewarded for surviving the ordeal with a beer. Other rewardees were Playaway for being on time and Jobsworth and LOTF for coveting erections. Kate was toasted and promised to come again.