 The 190th Hash was on Sunday August 5th
The infamous Quartet of Hastings Road were the Hares.
Cliffbanger has not let being absent for most of the run stop him from doing the write up.
So Bushsquatter failed to see obvious spots of sawdust, stepped in some dog poo and got lost five times. Who had to be there to know that would happen? Also that the Gang of Four, from Hastings Rd ,would put on an excellent trail.
 Apparently some old geezer joined in claiming to be one of the founders, but we know them as svelte young men that run fast and never miss a hash,so he was obviously an imposter.
There was a devious loop at the start for the runners and a new hash sign A.B.T. They took it to mean "a bloody travesty".
After the beer check and a sit on a model train, Cliffbanger showed up, having completed a 10km race. He had run to the park; found the trail then thinking he was behind the pack ran like hell to catch them up. At the finish he retraces his steps back to the park to find Kingfisher & Jobsworth actually running.
At the down-downs, Bushquatter garnered several citations for her the above mentioned crimes. Front loader joined her for squatting.
There was some good food and entertainment on the pier courtesy of Dave Walter (the manager), who once hashed abroad and liked it so much he thought he would treat us all.
Some mad hashers thought they would brave the freezing sewage and beach stones and go for a swim. The entries were swift as they couldn't hold their stomachs in for very long.
All in all a great day was has by all.
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