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Write up

The Start--The Hares arrive Lord of thr Farts can't remember his lines much to the delight of Fair Butt good to see the return of " Old Banger" the casual way to run the runners reach the first wait check is that Sexist bringing up the rear? which way now? Old Banger went the wrong way Great Sanders House; now condos I wonder if it goes it won't now,with all this weight aboard! no one would join me in the bucket striding through the hay now which way? these 4 are on a falsie here's the right way strolling through the hay,whilst KF and QF appear in the distance small hashers or tall grasses? what have we found? QF must have a hangover; she is on lemonade Old Banger is last but not least to the BC The Hare gets out his first aid kit and soothes CB's horse fly bite Well Mounted is on lemonade too whilst Lotus shows that she isn't hungover off we go again what have we here? it's wine tasting time we can still run in a straight line! and clamber over tree trunks when we go the wrong way Lotus is fast downhill but a little slower uphill! this grass is ready for the chop the homeward stretch CB speeds up as the pub is nigh and pays no attention to the speed limit I don't recall seeing these 3 on the run,do you? Bebe and Playaway try to explain how they were only 10 minutes late is goose on the menu today? I don't fancy either of these the kids are having fun both young and not so young Dirty Harry knows his place circle up The Hares are downed what did we do wrong?? The Hares from the last run are scolded happy hashers WM is wanker of the week and is joined by DQ for ball groping The RA lets ou the caged one to join me in a well deserved drink Poor old 91/2, he had to work whilst we played Well Mounted and QF are back on the beer and Lord of the Farts poses for the camera our brains are getting fried so bring out the umbrellas The End-----our route

169th Hash from Sedlescombe, July 16th,2006

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